Thursday, January 17, 2013

New Facebook Account of P.M.C.


THE OLD ACCOUNT



THE PROFILE PICTURE OF THE NEW ACCOUNT
[Nagpapanggap na naman oh! Cassock/clerical and surplice?!? Oh my!]



SANA SA BAGONG F.B. ACCOUNT
MAGBAGONG BUHAY KA NA RIN!

Updates from P.M.C.


Kawawang 'Santa.' Pero nakakagulat ang comment ng isang kaibigan:
"Nakakaloka ka pao" [Hmmm...]


Kailangan mo nga kasi alam na ng lahat ang 'baho' mo [sana...]

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

HOW DOES P.M.C. DEALS WITH HIS FRIENDS?


HOW DOES P.M.C. DEALS WITH HIS FRIENDS?

Kawawa naman ang isang friend niya na dinamay niya sa kalokohan niya.
If I were you, Marc Anthony Pascua, maghanap ka ng matinong kaibigan.

Neil Christian D. Sator, 'homosexualist' tendencies? 
Hmmm... Ask Paolo about that!

PRINCIPLES OF PAOLO'S CIRCLE OF FRIENDS


DO THEY THINK AND READ BEFORE THEY CLICK?

Ryan Ignacio Mariano [P.M.C.'s friend]:
Maraming nakatuon sa ginagawa ninyo kasi puro MALI,
NAKAKAHIYA, NAKAKA-DEGRADE NG KABANALAN,
at NAKAKABASTOS NG SIMBAHAN.

Anong insecure? Sa kalokohan ninyo? 
Normal pa naman ang mga pag-iisip namin...

Natutuwa pala sa ginagawa ninyo... Obvious nga, enjoy kayo eh!

BROTHER!?!


KAILAN PA?!?!
What congregation?
What Church?

THE MISERY


Dear friends:


I was made aware of a hate blog written by someone who wishes to deform my character with his ad hominem attacks. I have been receiving a lot of concerned messages from friends about the said blog. They have asked me to make a statement about the said blog [sikat na tao?].

My dear friends, I would like to first of all thank you for your prayerful concern for my welfare [sana concern din sila sa special needs mo]. Indeed, we know who our true friends are [people like you]. "Greater love", Jesus said, "has no man than this, than to lay down his life for his friends". I thank you for responding; giving your concern - your selves - for my welfare in this time of persecution [na ikaw nagsimula sa sarili mo]. You are all in my prayers and also in my heart.

Secondly, I wish not to further react on the said blog [mukha mo nandoon eh, so ikaw mismo yun]. I will only say once and for all that the blog written against me is uncharitable [hello!?! Paolo Miguel Cobangbang, sana magbounce-back ang sentence na ito sa'yo!]. Nevertheless, as Saint Paul said: "Where sin abound, grave abound even more", we choose to remain charitable to the one publishing misinformation against me [anung misinformation?! ikaw na nga ang nasa pictures eh!]. I admonish you dear friends to not open the blog anymore [masakit ba ang katotohanan???], and prevent others from doing the same [the TRUTH will set you free!]. The blog does not promote peace and Christian Charity [bounce-back ulit sa'yo ang statement na ito! sana matamaan ka!]. Let us therefore busy ourselves with the challenge of the Holy Father for the Year of Faith: that we be new catechists [which you are not], new evangelizers towards the fruition of the Sacred Mysteries in this world of ungodliness [tama nasa S.S.P.X. ka nga pala! So hindi ka sakop ng Year of Faith kasi galit ka sa Holy See at sa Holy Father!]. I also admonish you to pray earnestly to God for the conversion of this person [sana mas madaming dasal para sa'yo] who made this blog [the blog is only a way to show what you are, Paolo!]. He/She is also a child of God; a part of the Mystical Body of Christ. The Apostle Paul admonishes us to pray for the ill members of this Mystical Body [pray more for yourself!], and we ought to do just that.

My express greetings to all of you in the coming year 2013. Let us remain in the Love of Christ this 2013!

-PAOLO MIGUEL COBANGBANG
Binan City, Laguna


Maamong tupa na nagmamakaawa o nagpapakaawa sa mga kaibigan niya... Oh well, hayaan na lang natin!

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Dime quienes son tus amigos y te diré quien eres

And he is not an E.M.H.C.!
Read the guidelines of the
ARCHDIOCESE OF MANILA

HOW P.M.C. TREAT HIS FRIENDS...

LOOKS FAMILIAR
CLERICAL CASSOCK WORN BY A NON-CLERIC!

LOOKS FAMILIAR TOO...
SOME OF HIS FRIENDS SAID THAT HE WENT TO A CATHOLIC SCHOOL IN PASAY.
HE IS NOT A DOMINICAN NOR WENT TO ANY DOMINICAN UNIVERSITY OR COLLEGES.
NICE WAY TO SHOW RESPECT TO THE VENERABLE ORDER!

VERY GOOD!

THEIR "TOYS"

HOW THEY TREAT AND TALK ABOUT THEIR "TOYS"

"Birds of the same feather flock together!"

Saturday, December 22, 2012

DEDICATION

DAHIL HINDI NATULOY ANG DECEMBER 21, 2012 - END OF THE WORLD - ETO ANG REGALO NAMIN SA NAPAKABAIT MANGHUSGA, NAPAKABANAL NA KABAYO, AT, HIGIT SA LAHAT, ANG KAGALANG-GALANG NA SI...

GINOONG PAOLO MIGUEL COBANGBANG

GO TELETUBBY!
GO "LITURGIST" KUNO!
GO WHATEVER YOU ARE!
GO LANG!

GANITO KA NAMIN KAMAHAL, PAOLO!
SANA MAGBAGO KA NA!

Good luck, alam naming mahihirapan ka!
Well, magbago ka man... kaplastikan na lang yun!

BUT STILL, NAGDARASAL KAMI SA PAGBABALIK-LOOB MO!


THE WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING

MC AND LITURGIST KA NGA PALA...


SPELLING, MR. P.M.C. A.K.A. "LITURGIST"


WORDS AND PICTURES YOU MUST EXPECT FROM P.M.C.

O.M.I.? OR O.M.G.?

GOOD FOR YOU, PIUS X AND JUSTIN B.

TAMA BA NABASA NATIN?
ANATHEMA S*IT???

Halloween is everyday for P.M.C. = Desecration of Religious Habits and Vestures










TOMASINO?!?

NAG-ARAL S'YA NG ILANG TAON SA U.S.T.
PERO..... (Pwede itanong sa Philo. Dept. kung bakit).

Paolo, what is Philosophy?
(according to Wikipedia)
Philosophy is the study of general and fundamental problems
such as those connected with realityexistenceknowledgevaluesreasonmind, and language.

AHHH... VALUES, REASON, MIND...
NO COMMENT, BAKA MAKASAKIT TAYO NG TAO.

BASTA NAGLALAKAD ANG MABAIT NA BATANG ITO
NA NAKA-CLERICAL SA LOOB NG
PONTIFICAL, ROYAL, AND CATHOLIC 
UNIVERSITY OF SANTO TOMAS

How to venerate an image of our Lord... 101 with Paolo Miguel


How to venerate the SACRED RELICS properly... 101 with Paolo Cobangbang


WELL, HE MIGHT BE A TELETUBBY POSTULATOR...

MOST CHASTE, MOST PURE...


KAYA KA NAHUHULI NA MAY NILA-LIKE NA F.B. PAGE EH!

KAMUSTA NGA PALA SI CRUSH MO???
YUNG KINAKIKILIGAN MO???
YUNG LALAKING GWAPO NA SINASABI MO SA CHAT?

TRADITIONALIST AND...??? FR. ONODA SAID... 'WAG NA LANG!





I LIKE RELICS!


AYOS TOH DIBA???

THE VEIL OF THE VIRGIN

I'M A GENIUS!


GRADUATED IN U.S.T.??? WEHHH?!?! DI NGA???
OO NGA PALA, IKAW YUNG NAGLALAKAD NA NAKA CLERICAL
SA LOOB NG 'THE PONTIFICAL, ROYAL, AND CATHOLIC' UNIVERSITY!


HINDI BAWAL MANGARAP ANG... 

I hate CHUPUNGCO!


TALAGA LANG HA?!